things are getting strange...

Richard Keys: “Dark forces are at work”

A totally unrelated picture of Rupert Murdoch

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Richard Keys – who is sounding increasingly like a chubby Fox Mulder – has been on talkSPORT saying ‘sorry’ over and over again. Rather more interestingly he also said this…

“There are dark forces at work”

Keys was eventually pressed on [...]

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He wasn't that bad, was he?

Andy Gray – A Tribute

Caption competiton, anyone?

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After a long, hard night staring into the bottom of a whiskey glass, listening to Blood on the Tracks and wondering how it all came to this, The Spoiler reached an epiphany at around four o’clock this morning…

Let’s remember the good times, shall we? From [...]

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bloody hell!

OMG! Sexist Andy Gray has been sacked by Sky!

We definitely wouldn’t

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There’s nothing The Spoiler likes more than a bit of breaking news right at the end of a working day – and we’ve gone and got ourselves a MASSIVE one today!

ANDY GRAY HAS BEEN SACKED BY SKY! He’s gone. [...]

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THAT'S HIM TOLD

Charlie Nicholas puts Jeff Stelling in his place

Champagne Charlie needs put-down lessons from Patrice Evra

Charlie Nicholas broke off from rambling on about “set PCs,” and Blackpool players “Kaka” and “T.J. Campbell” to deliver a great contender for worst comeback of the century on [...]

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DEATH FROM ABOVE

German Sky Sports presenter used as target practice

SHOT.

Is this real? It’s almost too perfect to be real.

Germany’s Sky Sports correspondent Jessica Kastrop got beaned by an absolute pearler whilst interviewing [Bolton legend] Fredi Bobic during pre-match buildup to the Bundesliga clash between [...]

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Terrible News

Oh sweet baby Moses, G. Neville is becoming a pundit

Noooooooooooo!

Jeff Stelling 

Here’s an old saying from around the way: “don’t worry, mate, could be worse – Gary Neville could be a pundit”. At which point you chuckle, hug your wise friend, and continue to mourn in silence.

But guess what’s just happened? According to Goaly Moly, the world’s best [...]

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Depressing List

10 Things that are more miserable than Souness

Souness – glum

Graeme Souness 

Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Graeme Souness expressing himself alongside Ruud Gullit and Jamie Redknapp on Sky Sports last night will attest to the Scotman’s rather dour, negative take on pretty much everything. Even compliments were delivered in the style of a sighing [...]

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