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6 suggestions as to how Ancelotti can finally relax

Ancelotti – stressed out, man

Poor Carlo Ancelotti, quoted as saying these depressing words:

“I’m not relaxed at all and I don’t sleep well.”

Allow The Spoiler to step in with a six step programme… 

Manchester Utd stars instructed how to sleep

Lessons in breathing and blinking expected to follow

Presumably inspired by Cristiano Ronaldo’s propensity to stay up all night entertaining the ladies, Manchester Utd have given certain players professional assistance with going to sleep:

The sleep coach visited the club training HQ last month.”It was [...]