GOOOALS!

Goal of the tournament so far?

Textbook dinkage

It was met with a fairly muted response, as, by that time, the Italians were firmly out of World Cup 2010 and mentally making plans on what to do for the rest of the [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Will you be buying the new England kit?

New strip is as plain as Capello’s brand of football

New England Kit

After Bayern Munich ruined the conventional kit launch with their sexy interpretative dance routine, England decided to reveal their latest strip on the pitch this weekend before steamrollering Slovakia. Anyone with an internet [...]

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Controversial Call-Up

Five reasons why Ledley King’s England call-up is pointless

Perennially injured defender makes Mr Capello’s cut

Ledley King

Everton’s Leighton Baines and Manchester Utd’s Ben Foster made the cut in Fabio’s squad for the England friendly against Slovakia on Saturday and World Cup qualifier against the Ukraine next Wednesday, but the biggest shock came in the inclusion [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 161: Adriana Karembeu

Slovakia’s only greatest contribution to western civilisation

It’s difficult to fathom how The Spoiler has managed to go 160 days without mentioning fabulously attractive Slovak model Adriana Karembeu (née Sklenaříková), but we are finally making up for it today. Adriana is best known for causing traffic accidents with her [...]

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Slovak's what I'm talking about!

Sexy Wimbledon Lady No.5: Daniela Hantuchova

Tennis star is both tall AND thin

Daniela, semi finalist at the Australian Open not so long ago, is a tall skinny woman from Slovakia. Her distinguishing features include a two-handed backhand (pretty standard now) and the ability to look stern and unlovable on the court, but then surprisingly alluring when photographed off it. Some [...]

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