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Have a wonderful weekend, Spoiler readers!
Here’s The Flintstones!
Yes! It’s Friday. Time to put on some nice slacks, a sexy shirt, a massive jumper, at least one scarf, some nice gloves, a hat that [...]
Read moreNov
26
Cursed Wine Bar News
Rooney would be wise to stay away from jinxed nightclub
Panacea nightclub – popular amongst housewives?
Fans of Greek mythology will already be well aware that Panacea was the goddess of healing. But did you know that she is also a popular Manchester wine bar which Wayne Rooney would be very wise to avoid in future?
Read moreAug
2
Smokey Joes
Arshavin hates smokers, especially women ones!
“Hey woman, don’t let Arshavin see you with that!”
Site regulars will already be well aware of the fondness attached to a decent footballer blog. Vassell has long since set the benchmark for what can be achieved when a sportsman turns his soul inside out [...]
Read moreMar
9
So Long, Goose
Video: Guus Hiddink breaks the law while dancing with Roman Abramovich
Departing Blues boss celebrates with dancing and illegal activity
Unencumbered by inhibition, Guus Hiddink celebrated his final game in charge of Chelsea by performing a merry little jig [...]
Read moreJun
1
Rothmans
Ronaldo sparks up a smoke!
Even the best have problems, you know…
Great footballers, the really good ones, need a vice. It’s kind of like a yin/yang, pleasure/pain thing. Maradona needed great big buckets of finest cocaine to counter his amazing touch, Garrincha – the legendary Brazilian – insisted on drink driving and having tonnes of animalistic sex to take [...]
Read moreJul
8
Healthy Regime
Rooney’s rigourous pre-season training continues
Cigarettes and fast food help Wayne stay fit in his summer break
The Wynn Casino is one of the best in Las Vegas, boasting no less than fifteen award winning restaurants. Guests, for example, may enjoy the Michelin-starred delights of celebrity chef Alessandro Stratta in Alex, or the equally Michelin-starred delicacies avaliable in [...]
Read moreJun
30
Filthy Habit
Wayne Rooney caught smoking on his honeymoon
Manchester Utd striker’s secret passion for cancer sticks revealed
Despite being an professional sportsman who relies on his fitness to make a living, Wayne Rooney found the time to spark up a coffin nail while staying at the Wynn Casino in the city of sin this week. According to The Sun, the Manchester [...]
Read moreJun
26
Smokin'
The real reason Carlo Ancelotti couldn’t manage Chelsea
Milan gaffer can’t go 45 minutes without his beloved cancer sticks
In Italy, one can alleviate the stress of top flight management by enjoying the cool refreshing taste of a filthy mid-game [...]
Read moreJun
4