Contentious stuff

Five players who should give this season’s money back

Gerrard – not quite on the list


The Super Bowl was good last night, wasn’t it? All that stopping and starting and stuff – it was great. Anyway, after we’d finished supping our Bud and polishing off our chips and dip, The Spoiler got to thinking about another [...]

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Transfer Talk

Sol Campbell back to Arsenal, and more…

NOT Sol Campbell


What with Theo Walcott’s admission of diving frying our minds, and that photo of a fully-grown man’s thigh adorned with a tattoo of Justin Bieber’s face frying our retinas, we didn’t know where to begin looking for transfer news.

Thankfully, [...]

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Good Boys

10 Footballers who wouldn’t visit prostitutes

Kinky picture used to depict story


If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.

Now [...]

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Lard Arses

Sol Campbell, and a team of “big boned” footballers

One of the “unflattering” pictures

Sol Campbell

In a stunning homage to the 17th century idiom about pots and kettles, the chubby men of Newcastle thought that they’d label Sol Campbell “fat belly” for a joke.

Only now, as is generally the way with sensitive Sol, it’s been taken in absolutely the wrong [...]

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Transfer Talk

Liverpool sign the wrong Young from Aston Villa…

Liverpool make bid for one of these men. But which?

Ashley and Luke Young

For those worried about Ben Shepherd, now that he’s being bundled off the GMTV sofa to make room for Adrian Chiles’ curious brand of early morning sarcasm, you can relax now. He’s landed a [...]

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