Pipe down, kid

Cristiano Ronaldo tells Mario Balotelli to shut the hell up

Ronaldo – with an invisible Sophie Reade?

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It’s a day of temporary enlightenment when it comes to the whirring mind of Cristiano Ronaldo – considered at Real Madrid to be a rather arrogant man. Firsty, he reluctantly changes his little baby’s turd-filled nappies from time to time, [...]

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Sex News

Glamour girl Sophie Reade slams Balotelli on Twitter

Sophie Reade – waiting for a bus

Sophie Reade

For those worried that Mario Balotelli might be having trouble settling in to life as a Premier League footballer, grab a tissue and get ready to wipe away proud, emotional tears, with some moving relationship news from today’s Sun.

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WAG Watch

Big Brother and Playboy star Sophie Reade is a Cristiano Ronaldo fan

Soup du jour model likes her men hairless and vain

Those with far too much free time will have seen the first episode of Big Brother last Thursday, where a pair of 30GG breasts entered the house, followed a few minutes later by their owner Sophie Reade. (Throw the 20-year-old’s name into Google images and [...]

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