Pre-Season tedium

Manchester Utd are bored out of their tiny minds

Captive players aren’t making the most of their trip to the Far East

Manchester Utd waiting around

As men who are only obliged to work for a few hours each day, Manchester Utd’s star players are quite adept at finding ways to while away the hours – [...]

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Conscientious Objectors

South Korean footballers injure themselves deliberately

It’s all in the name of hindering their country

Seoul FC

Men in South Korea must serve up to 24 months in the military, unless a medical exemption intervenes. Several players in the national K-League decided they much preferred kicking a ball about to getting maimed by a North [...]

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