THIRD ROUND DRAW

Swansea could prove a lucky FA Cup draw for Histon

It worked out pretty well for Havant and Waterlooville last year…

Histon, who overcame Leeds 1-0 earlier today, were left disappointed after being paired with Swansea in an underwhelming FA Cup third round draw. However, last year it was Havant and Waterlooville who drew the Welsh side at this stage and after getting through that [...]

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NEW BOSS

Harry Redknapp tells Sky Sports that he’s going to Spurs

Events at White Hart Lane take an even more shocking turn

Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp has phoned up Sky Sports News to confirm he has agreed to succeed Juande Ramos as manager of Tottenham.

Shortly after their initial announcement confirming the exit of Juande Ramos, Gus Poyet and Damien Comolli, Spurs released a

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The Underrated

The Spoiler’s Best Mismanaged England XI ever!

These men have ample reason to grumble… 

Mismanaged XI

Well, nice one England, you’ve done it again. You’ve wasted another yet another glorious player, and Steven Gerrard is now doomed to spend his autumn years mumbling in pubs about what might have been, alongside Le Tissier, McManaman, Fowler, and [...]

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Precious Memories

It’s official: Dennis Wise loves Kevin Keegan

Ratboy’s autobiography reveals unseen admiration

Kevin Keegan and Dennis Wise

When he started his career as an apprentice At Southampton, feisty midfielder Dennis Wise was a fresh-faced fifteen-year-old lad with FA Cup glory, European success and violent attacks on teammates ahead of him. Also playing on [...]

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Bad eggs

The “What the hell were we thinking?” XI

None of these men are the new Pele…

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Everyone makes mistakes. After all, wasn’t it someone at Channel 4 who once thought it a delightful idea to lock a beautiful Indian woman in a room with a mob of angry racists? That didn’t quite work out as hoped. Other [...]

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