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Ryan Giggs mistreated by Porto midfielder

Anderson can hardly believe what he is seeing

Last night, Ryan Giggs found out exactly why the Estadio do Dragao has such a fearsome reputation. Thanks to Spoiler reader Sarah for submitting this classic example of Champions League

Michael Ballack abused by German team mate

Has Chelsea star become Die Mannschaft’s whipping boy?

Poor old Michael Ballack. Not only was his sovereignty as Germany captain questioned by happy slapper Lukas Podolski, but his personal space has also been invaded by Crouch-alike defender Per Mertesacker.

This [...]

Coming to a training ground near you: The Dorsey Stretch

College football side adopt groin-to-face warm up technique

Thanks to Sporno fan KhenYian, who alerted us to the alternative training technique currently being practised by the University of Miami’s American Football team – the “Dorsey Stretch”. If you’ve seen any great sport/ porn hybrids, [...]

Revealed: The real reason Klaas-Jan Huntelaar is unhappy at Real Madrid

Dutchman forced to participate in over zealous goal celebrations

Since moving to Spain in January, Dutch striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar has felt a little unsettled. Perhaps it has something to do with the manner in which his team mates celebrate goals. He scored twice at [...]

Hamburg striker gets the service he needs

José Paolo Guerrero has fun in the UEFA Cup

Sporno fan Chris spotted some fantastic Sporno during the recent Hamburg/ Galatasaray UEFA Cup clash. If you’ve seen any great sport/ porn hybrids, send them here and earn yourself one thousand pennies [...]

If you thought Premiership managers were tough on their players…

… you should see what they do in the NBA

Here’s some Sporno-tastic action from Americaland, spotted on the Popbitch message board.

First person to name the player involved wins a Fruit & Nut Yorkie bar*. Go!