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Turkish football looks like fun

Some unusual defending from the Turkcell Süper Lig

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Unseen picture: Michael Ballack gets overfamiliar with Barcelona star

He didn’t even get booked! It’s a f**king disgrace!

Michael Ballack may have avoided physical contact with Tom Henning Øvrebø, but Sergi Busquets wasn’t so lucky.

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Ryan Giggs mistreated by Porto midfielder

Anderson can hardly believe what he is seeing

Last night, Ryan Giggs found out exactly why the Estadio do Dragao has such a fearsome reputation. Thanks to Spoiler reader Sarah for submitting this classic example of Champions League

Michael Ballack abused by German team mate

Has Chelsea star become Die Mannschaft’s whipping boy?

Poor old Michael Ballack. Not only was his sovereignty as Germany captain questioned by happy slapper Lukas Podolski, but his personal space has also been invaded by Crouch-alike defender Per Mertesacker.

This [...]

Coming to a training ground near you: The Dorsey Stretch

College football side adopt groin-to-face warm up technique

Thanks to Sporno fan KhenYian, who alerted us to the alternative training technique currently being practised by the University of Miami’s American Football team – the “Dorsey Stretch”. If you’ve seen any great sport/ porn hybrids, [...]