Ahh, memories…
Barcelona were surely taking the p*ss with their bid of £27million for Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas earlier today, no? It’s almost as if Barca didn’t expect the bid to be accepted.
It’s like they wanted Fabregas to know there is concrete interest. It’s like they want [...]
Read moreHmm…
Now that all the proper football has finished and we’re left with a summer of reading how Cesc Fabregas will be off to Barcelona any minute and that Man City have bid £3.2billion for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, The Spoiler thought it would be a good time to have a [...]
Read moreNot so generous to linesmen…
While his Spurs teammates are sunning themselves in Marbella drinking cocktails with the cast of The Only Way is Essex while trying not to catch any STIs, Vedran Corluka has been at London’s swish Whiskey Mist drinking cocktails with the cast of The Only [...]
Read moreWho sponsors these awards again?
Congratulations to Gareth Bale on winning the PFA Player of the Year award. The Spoiler had been sceptical of the Welshman’s credentials for winning the award but, having sat in a dark corner and thought it through, we’ve decided that it’s just about fair [...]
Read moreObviously taking a leaf from the magician’s handbook, Spurs have opted to use the distraction method to divert attention away from yesterday’s flaccid drubbing at the hands of Fulham. How? By spending money! Lots of it! Or at least trying to. Here’s what we know about deadline day transfers, thanks to all of [...]
Read moreSome of you might have noticed that in between the football scores and stories about sexism, a debate has been raging as to who should get the Olympic Stadium once Liz McColgan has finished endlessly plodding around the thing in 2012. It’s between Spurs and West Ham.
To summarise: both clubs fancy it, but Spurs have totally [...]
Read moreA couple of bog standard lesbians
And lo, 19 years ago, Jonathan Ross held in his arms a little baby lesbian with the usual short hair and no make up. She has since grown up to be more the lipstick variety, with Ross outing her to the world on Gaydar Radio [...]
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