Gervais – lovable
Depending on how you take your cocktails, you will either have spent yesterday evening watching MOTD2 (just ice), or gearing up for the Golden Globes (in a pineapple). For those who like it with no frills, here are the highlights: Helena Bonham Carter turned up in mismatching [...]
Read moreKayla – in demand
In a less hoity toity recreation of the fight between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth over the bad female role model, Bridget Jones, today’s shocking relationship news is that the UK rapper Aggro Santos has taken a shine to Ashley Cole’s new girlfriend – [...]
Read moreEx-WAG, should-be-WAG?
It’s been a week in which Harrison Ford’s movie career faced a serious litmus test – could a Han Solo movie premiere still pull in the A Listers? In short, yes. Yes it could. Gaffney was there. So was Andre. Michelle Bass, McKeith, Katona. Plus [...]
Read moreHark! A Kara Tointon dancing montage!
Regardless of the whooping gaydars going off throughout Strictly Come Dancing, the big news from today’s showbusiness desks is that should-be-WAG Kara Tointon has fallen head over heels in love with a ballroom dancer. Take a sobering moment – [...]
Read moreThe whisper on the grapevine is that Spurs were all set to hoik Glen Johnson from the Liverpool wreckage in January, but he’s having none of it. Apparently, as the headline suggests, he’s been forking out for Spanish lessons.
Fans of dotting the dots should have no problem with this one. For everyone else: he’s GOING [...]
Read moreCheryl Cole and… Cheryl Cole?
As she should after such a rotten year getting battered down in the limelight, Cheryl Cole has proven that she’s not taking it any more, by publicly declaring in a magazine that, you know what, she “couldn’t give a shit” what people think of [...]
Read moreThose still curious about what life entails for The Spoiler when not writing very liberally around the subject of football, yesterday afternoon was spent hemorrhaging money on afternoon tea in the swishy London hotel Claridges – a rare treat, so rare that it had never happened before. How posh we all felt, eating little crustless sandwiches, [...]
Read moreBig night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]
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