TOON UPDATE

Newcastle fans are launching a campaign to buy-out the club

Supporters take matters into their own hands…

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The recent furore over St. James Park’s naming rights was clearly the last of many straws – a group of Newcastle United fans have started appeals to banks and local businesses, asking for help in raising enough funds to launch a [...]

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Toon Turmoil

Freddie Shepherd: Ashley is ruining Newcastle United

Pot. Kettle. Black

The futures bright, the futures yellow

“I suppose nothing surprises me about the current regime, so news they are ready to sell the naming rights isn’t exactly a shock. Whatever next? Why don’t they just go the whole hog and change the [...]

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Sadism

Is Mike Ashley deliberately sabotaging Newcastle United?

Scorched Earth football style

Thumbs up folks

The last time Newcastle United made permanent a caretaker manager’s stint, Glenn Roeder was the beneficiary, as he managed to wangle an extra year of shuffling nervously along the touchline. He signed Antoine Sibierski and Olivier [...]

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Poor Attendance

Toon Army stay away from St James’ Park in their droves

The Championship’s biggest club ain’t such a big draw no more

Newcastle/ Leeds friendly

The Workers Stadium in Beijing looked set to claim yesterday’s highly un-coveted “Embarrassingly Low Attendance” award, as approximately one man and his dog turned up to see West Ham’s utterly useless performance against [...]

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Stylish New Change Kit

Newcastle’s disgusting away kit is selling in record numbers

… record low numbers, that is

Newcastle Utd’s stylish new change kit

In a vain attempt to sell what they are describing as their “Stylish New Change Kit” (a semi-decipherable Geordie idiom meaning “Abhorrent New Away Kit”), Newcastle have taken the unusual step of offering [...]

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