Vote: Who should Glen Johnson play for next season?

Should he move to Chelsea or Liverpool or stay at Portsmouth?

Peter Storrie has confirmed that Portsmouth have accepted an offer from Chelsea for Glen Johnson, meaning that the England international has a big decision to make. Should he:

a) Go back to Chelsea Johnson would get to play Champions League football again [...]

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Where's Wisey Update

Missing person located at Stamford Bridge

Ratboy turns up for Chelsea captains’ lap of honour

Chelsea’s most successful captain

Several months ago, a small aggressive man with rat-like features went missing from the north east. His last known employer was Newcastle Utd football club, and he was last seen in the company of [...]

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Conspiracy Update

Official UEFA website posts result of Chelsea/ Barcelona game hours before kick-off

Dummy match report arouses further suspicion

UEFA Website

According to yesterday’s poll, 41 per cent of Spoiler readers agree with Jose Bosingwa, believing hopeless Norwegian referee Tom Henning Øvrebø was acting “under orders” to allow Barcelona safe passage to the Champions League Final. News that has emerged inthis morning’s [...]

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Have Your Say

Pick your Chelsea team to face Barcelona tonight

Chelsea/Barcelona, UCL Semi-Final 2nd Leg, 7.45pm, Sky Sports 2

The Spoiler’s Pick

Chelsea/ Barcelona

Here’s how we think Goose should line them up tonight. Mikel John Obi has played recently and done well, so perhaps there is potential for him to start instead of Anelka, with [...]

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