Bold Declarations

Joe Cole is better than Lionel Messi, insists Steven Gerrard

Really?

Joe Cole and Steven Gerrard 

You’d think that footballers would learn from their mistakes. But as sure as the sun sets, eggs is eggs, and as sure as Ashley Cole will inevitably end up with his oozing hands dancing all over the wrong woman’s naked [...]

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Liverpool Happenings

Kenny Huang facts, and a Joe Cole/Stevie G conundrum

Liverpool fans, is this the new King Kenny?

Kenny Huang 

If you happen to be in the vicinity of Cheshire or Preston today, chances are that there’s a strange noise in the air – a bit like a a swarm of bumblebees all clearing their throats in unison.

Don’t be alarmed, [...]

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Tittle Tattle

The truth about John Terry and Steven Gerrard REVEALED

England love triangle?

Rooney Terry Gerrard

As pointed out many times, The Spoiler is very well connected, with a mob of secret squirrels all over the country, listening through boardroom walls with mini-pint jugs pressed to their ears, smoking endless cigarellos.

Today, The Spoiler’s top squirrel has filed [...]

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A very rough guide

Hey, Joe Cole, here’s 5 useful facts about Liverpool!

Liverpool – not normally this crowded

Liverpool 

Well, it’s good news all round for Liverpool, with news that not only did Steven G persuade Joey Coley to join, but he might now stick around himself.

What Gerrard actually said to Cole will forever be their little secret, but after the jump, you’ll [...]

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