Newcastle star guilty of the worst comeback of all time
Having faced fierce criticism from Luka Modric for his theatrics yesterday, one would have hoped that Cristiano [...]
Read moreNewcastle defender lives it up in The Vegas
As a “special friend” of extremely attractive High Street Honey Tanya Robinson, Steven Taylor knows a thing or two about showing the ladies a good time. Here he on a recent [...]
Read moreBecause not everyone can be the star of the show
For every Premiership star, there is a gaggle of decidedly average teammates skulking about in his shadows. These players are neither outstanding nor terrible, they are simply hard workers with a tendency to go about their job [...]
Read moreWise and Jiminez’s international transfer list, in pencil…
First Nick Faldo and now Dennis Wise – what is it with men of sports authority and leaving bits of paper with team clues lying around? This fell out of Dennis Wise’s pocket in a local pie, mash, eels [...]
Read morePlus Everton employees get lazy
For those sensible enough to still be at work – rather than joining all the cheerful idiots bounding around the city centre in swimming costumes, hosing each other down and smearing ice cream everywhere – here are today’s very straight-faced transfer rumours. Roll VT…
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Read moreHigh Street Honey provides a ray of light in the darkness of St James’ Park
These days, Newcastle defenders have nothing to boast about, but there’s an exception to this rule in towering centre-back Steven Taylor. He may be immersed in a world of leaky defence misery on the pitch, [...]
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