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Miroslav Klose does a Francis Jeffers tribute

OMG!

This was Miroslav Klose missing from about 13 inches in Bayern Munich’s 2-1 win over Stuttgart at the weekend.

He’s got 14 World Cup goals to his name [...]

German Sky Sports presenter used as target practice

SHOT.

Is this real? It’s almost too perfect to be real.

Germany’s Sky Sports correspondent Jessica Kastrop got beaned by an absolute pearler whilst interviewing [Bolton legend] Fredi Bobic during pre-match buildup to the Bundesliga clash between [...]

Wenger eyes up 15-year-old, while City plan £11m bid for defender Jerome Boateng

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

If The Spoiler is being honest, transfer rumours in the middle of March reek of futility. With over two months until the window re-opens and a whole lot of football to be played and fortunes to be changed, ‘predicting’ who-goes-where is [...]

Barcelona put on a bit of a show against Stuttgart

Barcelona 4-0 Stuttgart

For those of you forced to watch Masterchef – in which a man made a “plate of food” that looked French, but somehow tasted Chinese! – you missed a great [...]

Back Ibrahimovic and Carroll to be heroes tonight

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Tonight’s tip is to stick money on both a Swedish superstar doing the business in the Champions League, and a Geordie Messiah continuing his fine form in the Championship this evening.

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Man City line up £12m David Bentley bid, Joleon Lescott to hand in transfer request

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

David Bentley to Manchester City Obviously impressed by the huge impact he has made at Tottenham, the Citizens are said to be lining up a £12m bid for the punchable winger. The Mirror believe Villa, Everton and [...]

Emmanuel Adebayor closes in on Man City move, Sunderland chase James Collins

A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Emmanuel Adebayor to Manchester City Mark Hughes has confirmed holding talks with Arsenal over signing the Togolese striker and Sky Sports sources – which proved accurate yesterday – believe he will have a work permit [...]

Which former Arsenal star is about to make his film debut?

Mental German keeper to challenge Alec Baldwin for World’s Greatest Living Actor title

Hot on the heels of his cameo appearance in the critically acclaimed masterpiece Goal II: Living the Dream, former Arsenal and current VfB Stuttgart goalkeeper Jens Lehmann has earned his first acting role proper.

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