Conspiracy Theory

Did Manchester City throw their final game?

Players jeopardise European spot, integrity in the north east

Manchester City

Amid all the Manchester Utd celebrations, Birmingham rioting, John Terry arms and Paul Jewell bitching, Man City’s suspicious loss at the Riverside has been flying a under the radar. At the time of writing, Sven-Goran Eriksson is still [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 80: Joanna Taylor

Ex-Hollyoaks star is praying for Fulham’s safety

If it wasn’t for Manchester City’s shock defeat to Fulham at the weekend, the Thai man upstairs decided to may not have decided to have a little chat with Sven. The Swede can, in part, blame his looming P45 on Danny Murphy, the man [...]

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Sexy barometer

Romance Barometer: Great for Sven, bad for Ash

BarometerLike all great publications, The Spoiler enjoys nothing more than throwing together a “Who’s up? Who’s down?” graphic, and being that today is all about love, the barometer (pictured) is based on performances with the heart.

Former steamroller of many many women, Sven Goran Eriksson, appears to have put [...]

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December Recap

Which musical instrument did Sven get for Christmas?

While you were face down in a plate of sprouts, top stars were out making news…


While you were snoozing in the enormous armchair, your trousers damn near breaking thanks to nine helpings of stuffing, the world was still busy entertaining the wants of sportsmen and their wives. Here’s [...]

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England Protesters

Anti-Capello protests at FA headquarters


The Spoiler meets the patriotic front at Soho Square

Earlier today, The Spoiler was alerted to a huge fuss being made down at Soho Square. A mass of xenophobic yobs were said to be protesting at the FA’s decision to put another foreign manager in charge of the [...]

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