Craig Bellamy – poorly
Like nearly all kinds of flu, this new swine variety doesn’t do discrimination. It’s creeping into schools, offices, and now, according to the Daily Mail, it’s latched onto Craig Bellamy of Man City and smashing people with golf clubs fame.
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After this, and the one where he controls the ball dropped off a block of flats, I might just bother to watch ‘Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker’. Maybe. Probably not.
Football’s [...]
Read moreFormer Big Brother star may have brought epidemic to Teeside
Faces nightclub noticed a dramatic decrease in business recently, as two of its most loyal patrons – WAGs Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton – were enjoying a luxury holiday in Mexico.
While the trip was undoubtedly intended to alleviate the stresses [...]
Read moreCarlos Vela was feared to be carrying deadly Mexican piggy virus
The swine flu epidemic is a big deal: hundreds of people have lost their lives, the government are advising against travel to Mexico and the USA, and the tabloid press have (temporarily) stopped putting pictures of [...]
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