Bloody Pigs

Mask-up everyone, Craig Bellamy’s got swine flu!

Craig Bellamy – poorly

Craig Bellamy

Like nearly all kinds of flu, this new swine variety doesn’t do discrimination. It’s creeping into schools, offices, and now, according to the Daily Mail, it’s latched onto Craig Bellamy of Man City and smashing people with golf clubs fame.

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Precautionary Measures

Arsenal star banned from training after swine flu scare

Carlos Vela was feared to be carrying deadly Mexican piggy virus

Carlos Vela

The swine flu epidemic is a big deal: hundreds of people have lost their lives, the government are advising against travel to Mexico and the USA, and the tabloid press have (temporarily) stopped putting pictures of [...]

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