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Ask anyone handed the privilege of writing on The Spoiler what the toughest task is and they’ll tell you that it isn’t receiving abusive [...]
Read moreFive teasing questions, only one winner (unless there’s a tie…)
The Spoiler can’t decide what’s worse: the thought of two practically football-free months, or the fact that the exception to such a barren period is an uninspiring England game at Wembley?
It should be the first, but [...]
Read moreThe Swiss won’t be able to hold out against Bielsa’s boys
Don’t worry, this one isn’t an England bet. We’re playing it safe and backing a straightforward win for Chile, who’ll be kicking off in the Group H clash against Switzerland any minute now.
Chile’s fluid attacking display [...]
Read moreA: Yes.
Yesterday, as the first round of World Cup group games drew to a close and the second began, there was a change in the air in South Africa. Teams started playing entertaining football.
Driven by the urgency of simply needing to get some points on the board, [...]
Read moreShock: footballer marries hot model
Swiss defender Mario Cantaluppi hasn’t had much luck with his national side (he was left out of the Euro 2004 squad and hasn’t played since), but his fortunes on the lady front are much better.
In 2007, Playboy model Marea Pante, who is a mere eight [...]
Read moreBeauty products and sweets keep the Swiss star ticking
Instead of spending his spare time buying cars, playing Xbox and steamrollering anything that moves in a miniskirt in Movida, Swiss defender Johan Djourou prefers to smear himself in body butter:
“Mangoes are a fruit that I’m crazy [...]
Read moreThat’s neither the time nor the place for a testicular check-up
Before their impromptu exit from Euro 96, Scotland defeated Switzerland 1-0. Perhaps if Colin Calderwood and co had spent less time groping the opposition, they would have made it to the knockout stage.
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Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star
Ahead of the weekend’s British Grand Prix action, Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about the latest adventures of the world’s favourite Swiss racing driver…
Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that [...]
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