“Door’s that way, love”
In political terms, the world of football closest in type to classic socialism. Everyone wears the same outfit, united in the one common goal, and no man is bigger than the club. Of course, you can then throw in the varying [...]
Read more“Shhhh”
Fans of movies about the mob will tell you that sometimes one man can kiss another man, and it’s not in any way girly/gay. If anything, it’s actually quite macho, and it goes some way to proving that there’s really nothing particularly eyebrow-raising about two straight [...]
Read more“Joleon is wearing a coat… Kolo is wearing lemons on his feet”
Now, unlike our dungareed lesbian colleagues, The Spoiler doesn’t like to partake either of these two things: 1. The dark art of stereotyping. And 2. The Spoiler never EVER makes assumptions. Which is why today [...]
Read moreFerguson set to destroy another ego
As Berbatov strode around Man United HQ in the small hours, sleeping Wayne Rooney was probably having a great dream about a bubblegum goat. Unfortunately, he will have awoken this morning to a nightmare as two sad truths set in: a. [...]
Read moreManager bites off more than he can chew…
Yes, the deal isn’t quite done yet, but Man United always get their man – Tevez, Hargreaves, Carrick, Rooney, Ferdinand, Kleberson… to name just six. In fact, Berbatov eventually packing up his smokes and venturing up north has never really been [...]
Read moreCynics suggest that Drogba is capable of cheating on purpose
Now, obviously The Spoiler has no fixed opinion on anything – being more of an open ear rather than a judgmental yammering gob – but the whisper in the undergrowth is that Drogba might have got himself sent of [...]
Read moreLike children, footballers can be so cruel
As absolutely everyone knows, before the biggest match of the season, the battle begins in the press. We like to call it The Battle of the Brains. Already Chelsea and Man United have been trading blows like furious tots in a street [...]
Read moreAll the while, elsewhere on the so-called “internet”…
Can you guess which Man United player these people belong to?
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Say ahoy to Scotland’s finest cheerleaders
Bet on Tevez to score in Russia
Lily Allen upsets F1 Boss
Chelsea fans touch down in [...]
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