Chelsea's fifth column

Revealed! The individual responsible for wrecking Chelsea’s season!

Crafty British broadsheet identifies the vandal in the Chelsea line up who ruined all their dreams

The young men at the Guardian’s daily football email The Fiver, though over-educated and known to get through eight pints of sarcasm of an evening, have put their weakness for detective drama to good use for once. They have [...]

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Newcastle nightmare

Alan Shearer talks himself out of the Newcastle job, live on television

As the Newcastle monster devours the last morsels of its Big Sam meal, an unqualified local awaits his turn…

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Were there such a thing as a map of national fiasco, Newcastle would be the biggest dot in the country. But if you think that hard-earned reputation will fade [...]

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