Small website beats big newspaper to story…
Like an excellent doctor with a great bedside manner, The Spoiler spotted that Tottenham might be going through some food-based issues about a week or so ago. In an understated fashion, we suggested that by starving his players, Ramos mightn’t [...]
Read moreThe Sun gets the quote it wanted from former Kazakhstan coach
Kazakhstan’s former manager has given The Sun an excuse they probably didn’t need to go Borat mad in the build-up to the former Soviet republic’s clash with England at Wembley [...]
A can of worms has been opened, folks
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Sheffield United’s successful tribunal ruling against West Ham could cost the Hammers £30m in compensation, and it also sets a dangerous precedent for results on [...]
Read moreGambling addict offered further temptation by popular tabloid
West Ham’s Matthew Etherington is said to have received death threats over an £800,000 gambling debt, and his club have agreed to help bail him out. While those in the game are offering full support to the midfielder during [...]
Read moreThe Sun tries make Spurs winger look dim, fails
There are many footballers out there whose mental capacity only just stretches beyond the ability to dress themselves, but David Bentley has never struck The Spoiler as being a ‘prostitute short of a Ronaldo sex party’. Despite this, [...]
Read morePage Three girl returns to the top flight with a brand new partner
Nicola Tappenden (or ‘Nicola T, 25, from Croydon’, as you may know her) enjoyed the WAG lifestyle for two years with West Ham’s Bobby Zamora, but in 2007 she finally she packed up the giant [...]
Read moreChelsea skipper employs unique defending strategy
Little Dennis Wise isn’t all about needless aggression and taking Mike Ashley’s money for no particular reason. In his late nineties playing career, he also offered free testicular exams, and here he is carrying [...]
Read moreToday’s transfer rumours, as made up to fill column inches in the nationals 
Aside from the superteam that the papers are dreaming up at Chelsea, the other big news today comes from Spurs. Apparently Darren ‘purchase of the season’ Bent is looking for pastures new, and [...]
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