Spoiler

And the award for the most mistakes in a headline goes to…

…The Times!

The first person to spot all three errors wins a sub-editing job at a national newspaper.

Liverpool may be forced to sell Fernando Torres

Spanish striker could be working for a bank next year

According to The Times, Liverpool will be forced to sell Fernando Torres and Ryan Babel if they do not stump up £31.5m owed to creditors.

Usually, Premier League clubs fund purchases through television income, but [...]

It’s Stan Collymore as you’ve never seen him before!

Most football fans and doggers could create a better likeness than this Yesterday’s edition of The Game carried an interview with Stan Collymore, and nothing was more intriguing than the illustration that came with the article [...]

More insights into Paul Gascoigne’s crazy head

“Tragic ace” has more vivid inner life than the rest of England’s footballers put together

As part of their Gazza coverage, the Times have run an extract from Hunter Davies’ outstanding book, Gazza My Story, written with Paul Gascoigne in 2004, which you can read by

Not everyone entirely sympathetic to Paul Gascoigne’s plight

Writing in the Times, Simon Barnes describes Paul Gascoigne’s last few weeks as an increasingly unhinged guest at a Gateshead hotel, including the line “Gascoigne, 40, had apparently also spent hours in his room playing on a Nintendo Wii handheld computer game console.”

One reader’s reaction to this harrowing account? “The only one comment I [...]