Maybe Theo won’t be too badly missed…
Things were going so well. They’d just got the best result in the history of the world ever by beating Barcelona, they [...]
Read moreWalcott does his talking – with his mouth
The Spoiler hasn’t been this confused since it watched No Country for Old Men on DVD last week – it’s [...]
Read moreWe use the term ‘supercar’ loosely, considering one’s a VW Touareg
If it’s one thing that professional footballers love more than crashing high-powered cars into immovable objects, it’s wasting thousands of pounds on pimping those cars out beforehand.
Yianni Charalambous obviously noticed this way before any of us and [...]
Read moreT.J. and the Cup Run – OUT NOW!!!
Inspired by the heroes in his favourite bedtime stories, Arsenal striker Theo Walcott, aged 9¾, has written a series of kids’ books whose lead character is loosely based on [...]
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TIGER KNEE! Clearly a bit of a wanker, that Victor Valdes. [via 101gg]
Rooney is set to go up in flames on Friday [Mirror]
Top 10 [...]
Read moreYou’ll be hearing a lot about this man in the next 20 or so years
Don Balon is a Spanish football magazine with a good line in fate-tempting articles predicting the next generation of world superstars.
Of course, speculating on the potential of young players is a risky [...]
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Given their previous, how long before Spurs try to buy back free-scoring striker Mounir El Hamdaoui?
Russia apologise for trash-talking England’s WC campaign [Sun]
Civil war amongst [...]
Read moreWhoever shall replace them?
For a short while back there, it looked like Ashley and Cheryl or Wayne and Coleen or Peter and Abbey might fill the inevitable void that will become ever more gaping once David Beckham finally hangs up his diamond football slippers.
Who will be football’s [...]
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