Good Boys

10 Footballers who wouldn’t visit prostitutes

Kinky picture used to depict story


If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.

Now [...]

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Messi hearts Theo

England were crazy to axe Theo Walcott, insists Messi

Walcott – stupidly overlooked?

Theo Walcott

As proven by Pele’s famously misplaced admiration for ex-Man United water carrier Nicky Butt, sometimes great footballers have trouble spotting other great footballers. In the art world, this would be the equivalent of Piero della Francesca talking up the works of Tony Hart.

All of which [...]

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DNT WRRY M8, suggests kind footballer, David Beckham

“Just enjoy yourself…”

Beckham and Walcott

Of course, these days, if you really want to show someone that you care, you’ll stop doing whatever you’re doing for 38 seconds and send them a nice text message.

Hence, according to today’s Mirror, Theo Walcott has been [...]

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Theo Walcott left at home as Capello trims World Cup squad

Are you really that surprised?


The official announcement on England‘s 23-man World Cup squad is coming later this afternoon, but it seems news of the winners and losers is already finding its way across the internet, with the biggest story being Arsenal’s Theo Walcott will NOT be getting a [...]

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Gifted Children

The Spoiler’s England “Mostly Teenagers” XI

Including at least three of these dudes


As reported in today’s Mirror, Bolton boss Owen Coyle said this about Jack Wilshere:

“I am biased because I work with Jack on a daily basis, but I would take him with England.”

“He is such a talented young English player, he [...]

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