BET OF THE DAY

Henry return not certain to get the goals flowing at the Emirates

Championship guests and Henry won’t bring back Arsenal’s swagger

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Arsenal fans used to hand over their life savings for an Emirates season-tickets knowing what they were getting: four-goal strolls past Blackburn and Wigan and chastening defeats to Manchester United and Chelsea.

Things are a bit harder to call down at the home of Gunnersaurus nowadays but in a rare example of how unpredictability doesn’t [...]

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PRE-SEASON REVIEW

The Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part Two

Aurelio De Laurentiis and Gokhan Inler

The star turn of the summer, joined by his new glamour signing…

There’s adulation for a Serie A club’s president, criticism of Arsenal’s impatient fans and Lyon’s lack of transfer activity in the second part of our pre-season review…

Most Entertaining Off-field Personality – Aurelio De Laurentiis Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov made a late bid [...]

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Three each, no favouritism

Six great goals from games between Arsenal and Tottenham

Perryman and Hollins – pre-YouTube

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Spurs’ game against Arsenal this evening should be very nice. The weather looks like it’ll be lovely in north London and people should have a delightful time. It isn’t quite catching The Spoiler’s attention as much as it has previously though, simply because [...]

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Controversial stuff

Is this the worst Premier League season ever?

… Misty, watercoloured memories

cantona.jpg The Spoiler is a bit confused. Yes, there have been some brilliant games and some tip-top goals in the Premier League this season, but there seems to be something missing.

The fact that Nemanja Vidic looks set to win player of the year suggests [...]

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Henry's Flat

Thierry Henry moves into Heath Ledger’s old manor

… and this is it

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After months of presumably crashing on friend’s sofas and living an Alan Partridge like existence in travel lodges, the good news is that Thierry Henry has finally splashed out on a snazzy New York flat.

The bad news is that Heath Ledger [...]

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