Bathroom Vendetta

Former Chelsea star locks Juventus president in a toilet

Tiago exacts revenge on club by trapping old man in a loo 

Tiago Mendes

If Manchester Utd feel like they were given grief during the summer Cristiano Ronaldo transfer saga, they should spare a thought for Juventus president Giovanni Cobolli Gigli.

Former Chelsea midfielder Tiago Mendes – pictured [...]

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Kenyon in bad maths shocker

Man needs calculator…

Peter Kenyon

Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.

“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do [...]

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Transfer Talk

Tottenham to intercept Manchester City striker bid?

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Roque Santa Cruz

It’s the tabloids’ final day of transfer gossiping before they actually have some football to report on, so they’re pulling out all their top nonsense. Read on to find out which club hope to scupper Manchester City’s bid for [...]

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