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The Adventures of Tim Lovejoy

Watch the horrifically cheesy original ad here

We’re not sure Tim Lovejoy ‘gets’ the Champions League group stage draw

As if that bald bloke didn’t explain it enough times yesterday

Isn’t the lack of Wi-Fi inside Stamford Bridge irritating?

Can Chelsea fans get any more middle class?

We all love a stereotype when it comes to football fans – The Kop love a minute’s silence, West Ham’s support are particularly fickle and the Arsenal faithful all bring their imacs [...]

David Bentley: not stupid

The Sun tries make Spurs winger look dim, fails

There are many footballers out there whose mental capacity only just stretches beyond the ability to dress themselves, but David Bentley has never struck The Spoiler as being a ‘prostitute short of a Ronaldo sex party’. Despite this,  [...]

Should fans also be allowed to change teams during the transfer window?

Men with tempers, stop reading now…

It’s that heady time of summer when the transfer window edges open, and swathes of footballers are given permission to seek a better life away from whatever Siberian/Spanish/Newcastle Hell-hole they’ve been rotting in for the last few years. They get to negotiate [...]