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Sky Sports taunt Newcastle fans with misleading headline

Sorry Toon fans, the rotund cockney ain’t going anywhere just yet

Newcastle fans desperate to see the back of Mike Ashley must have thought their prayers had been answered when clicking on the Sky Sports website this morning and finding the headline [...]

Is Keegan still the messiah if he sues Newcastle?

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very greedy boy

Hey, you love Jesus right? That’s because he was really cool about everything. But what if your nice beardy Jesus man had risen from the dead and returned to earth, livid and suing everyone – Judas, Peter, [...]

Joe Kinnear uncensored!

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[The Guardian]