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Liverpool bid £30million for Newcastle’s Andy Carroll

… putting two and two together, that’ll be Torres in Blue.

Roll up, roll up! Get your cheap Ronaldinhos here!

One appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]

Guess the height of the Crouch/Clancy love child…

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What IS the biggest baby in the animal kingdom… for now?

Stevie G goes shopping!

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Lionel Messi puts his whole hand in a dolphin’s mouth

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Messi, what the hell are you doing? (via our better looking pals at Kickette)

Al Fayed’s swipe at Hodgson

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Lampsie makes out with Bleakley in doorway…

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An exciting homage to the transfer window!

And the most popular replica shirt last season is…

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Lampards snogs Christine [...]

Henry Redknapp may or may not keep Robbie Keane…

“Stick around for a bit… if you like… perhaps”

In the precise football equivalent of city boys staring up at a clock waiting for the big hand to hit the hour so that they can go bonkers and begin shouting hysterically at one another, the [...]

The 10 most enthralling transfer stories of the summer

Including this ongoing saga…

Make no mistake about it, the next couple of months are going to become transfer bonkers. With that in mind, after the jump, you’ll find some of the biggest stories of the summer. Potentially. 

World Cup’s over, all eyes turn to Man City’s transfer splurge

What have these guys got to do with it? Read on…

Ever since Noel Gallagher hinted at the contents of Garry Cook’s lunchtime napkin, the nattering voices have gone into overdrive about who may or may not be joining the robed men at Man City.