Transfer Talk

Relax, Liverpool fans, Torres is staying put… perhaps

Going nowhere… or is it?

Torres and Benitez

It’s going to be a frantic summer in the Anfield boardroom, with men in suits sipping sharply on tiny little cups of posh coffee, trying desperately to sort this bloody mess out. But a white horse of sorts has arrived [...]

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Transfer Talk

Milner to Man City, Ashley Cole and Mourinho to Real

To be reunited?

Cole and Mourinho

Fans of the showbusiness sections will be reeling today over pictures of Nicklas Bendtner and his elderly girlfriend, Baroness Caroline something-or-other – according to reports, he’s 22, and she’s 35. 35! OMFG! WTF! That’s a thirteen year age gap! Cringe!

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Transfer Talk

Man City prepare massive bid for angry Steven Gerrard

Gerrard – at tipping point?

Steven Gerrard 

After a very disappointing season, if Alan Hansen is to be believed, it’s time for Liverpool to wipe the slate clean and start all over again. And in rebuilding terms, £100million or more for a couple of sales doesn’t sound like a [...]

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Transfer Talk

Real Madrid look keen to land Steven Gerrard

Xabi and Stevie – together again?

Alonso and Gerrard

And so, after all of that, it looks like the General Election was a draw. Or something. If anyone actually knows who the Prime Minister is, please let everyone know with a comment – written in simple terms, please.

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News in brief

Inspiring women, Dalglish to step in for Rafa, and more…

“Danielle! Danielle!… can you look inspiring?”

Danielle Lloyd

For those of you not invited, today was not just a typical Wednesday, it was also the day of the SHE Inspiring Women Awards – presumably an awards ceremony celebrating inspiring women. And inspiring they certainly were. Danielle Lloyd, Elen Rives, [...]

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Weekend Update

Real’s new managerial shortlist, Cesc to Man City…

Plus, these guys look to be sodding off

Hicks and Gillett

And so the sun decided to come out for the weekend, giving rise to a wholly unnecessary carnival atmosphere. Even the most microscopic areas of roadside grass were awash with men and women gently folding salami [...]

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