MAICON TO ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT

So, how much would YOU pay for Gareth Bale?

Before Spurs fans pipe up, we know he’s not for sale

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All the appropriate superlatives appear to have been used up by the gentlemen folk of the press last night, but basically, if you hadn’t already guessed, the boy’s a bit special.

Considering Tottenham were all but ready to [...]

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HOME TRUTHS

Tottenham’s Benoit Assou-Ekotto rips into ‘dirty prostitute shagger’ Rooney

Cameroonian defender not impressed with Wayne’s antics

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Tottenham Hotspur defender Benoit Assou-Ekotto, best known for his laid-back, “couldn’t give a f**k, tbh” approach to professional football, has laid into his Premier League peers; singling Wayne Rooney out for special attention as a ‘dirty prostitute shagger’.

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W***LER D**LER

Tottenham Hotspur agree deal for defender Bongani Khumalo

South African snapped up from SuperSport

Spurs have wrapped up a pre-contract agreement with 23-year-old defender Bongani Khumalo.

The South African will move to White Hart Lane from current club SuperSport in the winter transfer window, [...]

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GAME OF TWO HALVES

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Welsh wizard spares Spurs’ blushes

After a hilariously abject first half, Tottenham Hotspur can claim to have beaten the European champions 3-0 over 45 minutes last night, thanks to a jet-heeled Gareth Bale hat-trick.

Elderly midfielder [...]

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