What would you do – if you were underused Spurs striker Defoe?

Hope they don’t sign anyone? Embrace the bench? Do a runner?


Jermain Defoe’s present position is rather barmy. Despite being deemed worthy of only 11 Premier League starts last season, he is currently the only striker left at Tottenham.

The England forward has spent and at times wasted seven-and-a-half years of his career at Spurs and after a campaign spent glued to the bench despite a [...]

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How to shorten the shortlist for the shock vacancy at Tottenham

The bookies’ top ten as ever mixes natty names and expensive duds


Judging by the best prices available on each candidate, these are the ten men rated most likely to replace Harry Redknapp at Tottenham. Which ones should be approached? Allow The Spoiler to narrow the field…

David Moyes (7/4) Is Moyesy finally about to become unglued from the Goodison Park dugout? He has earned a big [...]

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Deadline Day

Tottenham money splurge, and cheerio Torres!

Obviously taking a leaf from the magician’s handbook, Spurs have opted to use the distraction method to divert attention away from yesterday’s flaccid drubbing at the hands of Fulham. How? By spending money! Lots of it!   Or at least trying to.   Here’s what we know about deadline day transfers, thanks to all of [...]

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Transfer News

Woop woop! David Beckham’s coming home!… perhaps

After recently insisting that he’d only return to England if he was invited back by Man United, it seems that David Beckham may have just been playing a game of hardball which hasn’t quite paid off. Falling on Fergie’s deaf ears, it looks like he might just come back to the Premier League anyway.

Those [...]

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Spurs defy redknapp!

Ledley King still can’t just get drunk in silence

Well, Henry Redknapp won’t be happy. His plans to cancel Christmas have been scuppered for the second year running, with a splinter group of Tottenham players raising a finger to their boss with a frenzied night at London’s swishy nightclub, Movida.

As usual, Ledley King proved yet again that he is by far the least well-equipped drinker [...]

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Transfer Talk

Start sweating, Spurs fans, United linked with Bale

In recent times, Man United have been in the habit of snaffling the best of Spurs, taking them to Old Trafford, and making them slightly less good than they were. It happened with Carrick, then Berbs. And news from our pals at Caught Offside suggests that Gareth Bale is now fixed in Ferguson’s expensive binoculars.


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The Big Question

Is it ever okay for a man to wear Ugg boots?

Hmm, the jury’s out…

Bentley in uggs 

Shocking pictures have emerged from the Spurs website, featuring football metrosexual David Bentley sporting a set of womanly Ugg boots, begging the question: is this ever okay?

Let us know with a vote and a comment.

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