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Great North London Derby goals, horny fans…

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Some classic Liam Brady

The 10 Best North London Derby goals

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Come on then – who’s going to win the North London derby?

Clash of the Titans… in a way

The two sides of North London shall be out in the streets shouting one another down over the weekend. Old women with Gareth Bale haircuts will be catfighting Arsenal grandmas with Theo Forever tattoos on their sagging buttocks. [...]

Harry Redknapp merked by Arsenal pranksters

Lesson: never sleep in public

Spitting further fuel on North London relations, an Arsenal prankster caught Henry Redknapp napping.

Cringe!

Serie A in-fighting, FIFA says the North Koreans are fine, and flashing Geordies

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Words fail us. [spotted on Pies]

Gerrard and Torres out of Trabzonspor clash. Upset on the cards? [Mirror Football]

Gareth Bale back when he was a [...]

Young Boys teach the grown men of Spurs a lesson

Young Boys 3-2 Spurs

Further proof last night that you should never judge a book by its cover, nor a football team by its name. Spurs might have just dodged a bullet. But [...]

Make money from Tottenham’s date with Young Boys

Mmmm, pound coins and a tenner

Make no mistake about it, should Tottenham lose to Young Boys, the cruel jokes will echo through time for years to come. It really should be theirs for the taking.

With that in mind, after the jump you’ll find an interesting money making [...]

Spurs or Arsenal – who will fare better in Europe?

Defoe – fast talker

Those who have listened to Jermain Defoe talk might have noticed that he sounds like someone who has had a pile of random words and phrases forced into his mouth, before being issued with a sudden Heimlich Manoeuvre. He’s very hard to follow.

Anyway, in amongst the garbled onslaught, these [...]

Spurs drawn against Young Boys in the Champions League

Oop, someone’s being hilarious

All the talk was of who Spurs might draw in the Champions League, with big names like Ajax, Werder Bremen and Sevilla to avoid.

As it turns out, they will be facing a fearsome Swiss outfit called Young Boys, and, as brilliantly spotted by our [...]