Defoe – fast talker
Those who have listened to Jermain Defoe talk might have noticed that he sounds like someone who has had a pile of random words and phrases forced into his mouth, before being issued with a sudden Heimlich Manoeuvre. He’s very hard to follow.
Anyway, in amongst the garbled onslaught, these [...]
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All the talk was of who Spurs might draw in the Champions League, with big names like Ajax, Werder Bremen and Sevilla to avoid.
As it turns out, they will be facing a fearsome Swiss outfit called Young Boys, and, as brilliantly spotted by our [...]
Read moreYet another great spot from our pals at Pies
A very high ranking member of The Spoiler office once had the pleasure of interviewing Jermaine Jenas a [...]
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As regular readers may have guessed by now, when it’s not bashing out stories on the sexual adventures of obscure foreign football players or posting LOLeriffic videos, The Spoiler can be found draped over a bar stool somewhere in England’s fashionable [...]
Read moreDon’t mention the war
Everyone’s been there – you wake up from the banky hols, your mind’s hazy, you feel hollow, you run through the functioning memory files from the previous night. You shiver as you recall telling a girl from France (or Spain) that you’re a big deal. [...]
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It promises to be a wonderful weekend of footie, with big matches between Arsenal and Man City, and Man United and [...]
Read morePav – happy now
Whilst Craig Bellamy is reacting rather angrily to his football stepdad up in Manchester, down in London – where the streets are most definitely not paved with gold – Roman Pavlyuchenko appears to have grown more fond of old man Redknapp than anyone could have [...]
Read moreThe smart money was probably on Martin Jol
He doesn’t have the look of a street fighter, Arsene Wenger. If anything, his fighting technique of choice would probably sit somewhere [...]
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