World Cup Fever

World Cup Profile: Ivory Coast

Beware the Drog

Ivory Coast 

Now for the Ivory Coast. Who are they? Can they win the World Cup? And is Didier Drogba feeling a bit cold in the above picture? Read on to find out… 

Form Guide

After a disappointing Africa Cup of Nations, the Ivory Coast made [...]

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Fierce News

Man City players get extremely metrosexual about it

“Joleon is wearing a coat… Kolo is wearing lemons on his feet”

Lescott and Toure

Now, unlike our dungareed lesbian colleagues, The Spoiler doesn’t like to partake either of these two things: 1. The dark art of stereotyping. And 2. The Spoiler never EVER makes assumptions. Which is why today [...]

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Talented Siblings

The Spoiler’s Footballing Brothers XI

At least two of these men just missed out

The Charltons

Lots of brothers have graced the football field over the years. Of the current crop, there’s Fabio and Rafael da Silva gearing up to take the world by storm at Man United. Diego and Gabriel Milito. Niko and [...]

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Size Matters

Wenger tired of his dinky team

Angry Arsene demands that his players grow


Frenchman Arsene Wenger decided that the reason Arsenal lost to Hull City on Saturday was down to size and declared: “I believe that we have more a size problem than quality in our defending problem.”

Wenger, bubbling with fury, was incensed by [...]

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