Transfer Talk

Real Madrid keen to spoil Barca’s Fabregas party

Cesc – sporting a beard of malcontent

Fabregas

Anyone who has ever actually urinated on some communal chips will probably attest to a twisted surge of satisfaction that comes from cutting your nose off to spite other people’s faces.

Hence, Real Madrid can lean back and slow hand [...]

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Stress News

Fabregas beginning to show signs of a textbook meltdown

“Cesc is getting upset!”

Fabregas

Fans of film and television will know all about the dramatic components of a gentleman’s slow descent into misery. It starts with a storyline twist that knocks his world off its axis, and then, before you know it, he’s drinking warm whiskey out of egg [...]

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Transfer Talk

Chelsea and Man City use mind games to tempt Torres

Dream partnership?

Torres and Drogba 

There will, of course, be much speculation over the summer as to where Fernando Torres might end up, and at the moment, the choices seem to be forking out in four directions. One option would be to stay at Liverpool, which isn’t totally [...]

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Shocking News

OMFG! What’s this? Fabregas linked with Barcelona?

“Oh Sweet Jesus! Please can everyone SHUT UP!”

Fabregas

Clearly taking their lead from the Die Hard films, the Spanish press appear to enjoy telling the same story over and over again. First, there was the rumour about Cesc Fabregas joining Barcelona. Then, some other stuff happened, before rumours started [...]

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Transfer Talk

Man City prepare massive bid for angry Steven Gerrard

Gerrard – at tipping point?

Steven Gerrard 

After a very disappointing season, if Alan Hansen is to be believed, it’s time for Liverpool to wipe the slate clean and start all over again. And in rebuilding terms, £100million or more for a couple of sales doesn’t sound like a [...]

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Transfer News

Hang on, now they’re saying that Joe Cole’s off to Italy

Cole – impressing his new team mates?

Joe Cole

No doubt, minds all over the country are melting today with this new rudderless “hung parliament”. It’s all getting rather surreal.

And to add to the bewildering mess of it all, it looks like one of England’s finest has finally [...]

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Transfer News

Further proof that Fabregas is off to Barca REVEALED

Cesc, meet your new team mates (or not)

Fabregas Barcelona

Over in sunny Spain, Fabregas appears to be seen as some kind of modern day recreation of the biblical story of the prodigal son. Bible fans will know all about that one – boy leaves home for a few years, goes [...]

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