Imagine this, but with both of them in white
Oh dear, this will not go down too well, judging by the fury attracted when The Spoiler casually pointed out that Torres is probably going to Chelsea. But, here goes… deep breath. Steven Gerrard [...]
Read moreCesc – sporting a beard of malcontent
Anyone who has ever actually urinated on some communal chips will probably attest to a twisted surge of satisfaction that comes from cutting your nose off to spite other people’s faces.
Hence, Real Madrid can lean back and slow hand [...]
Read more“Cesc is getting upset!”
Fans of film and television will know all about the dramatic components of a gentleman’s slow descent into misery. It starts with a storyline twist that knocks his world off its axis, and then, before you know it, he’s drinking warm whiskey out of egg [...]
Read moreDream partnership?
There will, of course, be much speculation over the summer as to where Fernando Torres might end up, and at the moment, the choices seem to be forking out in four directions. One option would be to stay at Liverpool, which isn’t totally [...]
Read more“Oh Sweet Jesus! Please can everyone SHUT UP!”
Clearly taking their lead from the Die Hard films, the Spanish press appear to enjoy telling the same story over and over again. First, there was the rumour about Cesc Fabregas joining Barcelona. Then, some other stuff happened, before rumours started [...]
Read moreGerrard – at tipping point?
After a very disappointing season, if Alan Hansen is to be believed, it’s time for Liverpool to wipe the slate clean and start all over again. And in rebuilding terms, £100million or more for a couple of sales doesn’t sound like a [...]
Read moreCole – impressing his new team mates?
No doubt, minds all over the country are melting today with this new rudderless “hung parliament”. It’s all getting rather surreal.
And to add to the bewildering mess of it all, it looks like one of England’s finest has finally [...]
Read moreCesc, meet your new team mates (or not)
Over in sunny Spain, Fabregas appears to be seen as some kind of modern day recreation of the biblical story of the prodigal son. Bible fans will know all about that one – boy leaves home for a few years, goes [...]
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