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Obviously taking a leaf from the magician’s handbook, Spurs have opted to use the distraction method to divert attention away from yesterday’s flaccid drubbing at the hands of Fulham. How? By spending money! Lots of it! Or at least trying to. Here’s what we know about deadline day transfers, thanks to all of [...]Read more
Gervais – lovable
Depending on how you take your cocktails, you will either have spent yesterday evening watching MOTD2 (just ice), or gearing up for the Golden Globes (in a pineapple). For those who like it with no frills, here are the highlights: Helena Bonham Carter turned up in mismatching [...]Read more
Victoria’s Secret – that’s the stuff!
Fans of ladies in underpants, here’s an update: Cristiano Ronaldo’s hot girlfriend, Irina Shayk, has been busily polishing turds by slipping on La Senza lingerie in the modeling equivalent of wrapping up diamonds in bits of old newspaper. [...]Read more
On a side note, word has it that Pavlyuchenko still hasn’t quite got to grips with the intricacies of the English language and might yet be ushered off to have lessons from Peter Beardsley. We made the last bit up.
Anyway, yes, here’s more transfer news courtesy of all the best and worst papers…Read more
Ofoedu, Feltz, and a man who isn’t really Father Christmas
Sinita, Michelle Dewberry, Craig Revel Horwood, Mel B’s sister, Nicola McLean, Jenni Falconer, Vanessa Feltz, Ben Ofoedu… no, The Spoiler isn’t listing names for a fantasy dinner party (although, granted, they’d all make it), but the A listers who [...]Read more
Eva Longoria – a woman scorned
In a US basketball recreation of the infamous Terry/Bridge debacle, Eva Longoria’s husband – sportsman Tony Parker – has reportedly been feverishly having it off with one of his team mate’s wives. Unfortunately, this homage to JT hasn’t gone down so [...]Read more
Your one stop shop for hearsay, conjecture, and suchlike
[pic via The Goon Blog]
Sigh. Right, you know the drill. Expect desolate shots of training ground gates, some unlucky chump standing in the pissing rain bringing you literally no news, and congregations of unemployed [...]Read more Older posts