Sub standard will be raised by Andy Carroll against Ukraine

Nine of the goals at Euro 2012 have been scored by substitutes


Every report that The Spoiler, a committed reader and copier of proper journalists’ opinions, has examined about tonight’s England versus Ukraine game has stated that Danny Welbeck will start ahead of Andy Carroll.

So why is it that the AC is more fancied to breeze through the co-hosts’ leaky defence than the less muscular match-winner [...]

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Weekend preview: World Cup 2010 UEFA playoffs

Let’s get ready to rumble…


Ignoring England‘s ridiculous, money-spinning, injury-ravaged jaunt to Brazil; and the baffling decision to put the first friendly anyone might have given a toss about for ages firmly out of physical reach of the average fan, there are some actually important games going on this [...]

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Place your bets, please

Spread betting preview: Ukraine/ England

World Cup Qualifier, Saturday, 5.15pm, bet here

Ukraine/ England

You may not have much luck watching England’s World Cup Qualifier on Saturday, but our friends at Sporting Index would like to help you make some money from it…

Save for last-minute injuries, Fabio Capello is [...]

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The Revolution will not be broadcast

England’s qualifier in Ukraine will not be broadcast on TV

World Cup match to be an internet exclusive

Those who were hoping to watch England’s October 10th clash with Ukraine from the comfort of their sofa or the local public house will now find themselves crouched over a computer instead.

The Ukrainian FA appointed the rights to the game to an agency named Kentaro, who [...]

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Pick your England team to face Andorra tonight

England/Andorra, World Cup Qualifier, 8.15pm, ITV1

The Spoiler’s England team to face Andorra

The Three Lions are ever-so-slight 1/200 favourites to make it seven wins out of seven in the World Cup qualifiers against an Andorra side who have never won away from home. [...]

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In Case You Missed It

Video highlights: England/ Ukraine

Five out of five for Capello’s men

England 2/ Ukraine 1 It was far from a vintage performance, but last night England continued their 100 per cent success rate in World Cup 2010 Qualification, a feat that [...]

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