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Americans still coming to terms with the rules of victory

Close, but not quite, dudes

The British won the Battle of Bunker Hill.

Referees told to learn twenty swear words for England game

Away with you sir, thou art an artless varlot

Wayne Rooney‘s propensity for going red and telling everyone in sight to ‘f**k off’ is coming to a forced end.

After getting overly sweary with local ref Jeff Selogilwe during England’s warm-up match against Platinum Stars on Monday, FIFA has [...]

Oh great, England’s first World Cup ref is “a bastard”

Oi oi! Here comes trouble…

Fans of The Apprentice will know the deal – the primary goal is to win, but before that, you need to find a fall guy just in case. A hapless cretin, a weak link, preferably a man/woman [...]

US fans create horrific image to stir up World Cup rivalry

Shield your eyes, children

Here at The Spoiler, arts and crafts are held in very high esteem, be it the infantile crayon drawings of a child/Jamie Carragher, or a beautiful marble sculpture from the hands of Michelangelo/David James. But, every so [...]

World Cup Profile: USA

“U! S! A!”

Today, it’s the turn of those lovely American chaps, who will be seriously attempting to urinate on England’s chips during the group stages. But can they do it? And, more importantly, who ARE these people? Read on to find out…

Form [...]