Sticks and Stones

Usain Bolt calls Cristiano Ronaldo a “wuss”

Runner joins the list of poeple fed up with Ronny’s theatrics

Usain Bolt shows David Letterman his hands

Usain Bolt loves football almost as much as he loves chicken nuggets and showing off, and and is therefore relishing the prospect of meeting up with [...]

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The Need For Speed

Cristiano Ronaldo to train with Usain Bolt

World’s fastest man to give Manchester Utd star speed tips 

Thanks to some “creative editing”, it has been proven that Cristiano Ronaldo is faster than the world’s fastest [...]

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Conspiracy Theory

Do Olympic gold medallists really love McDonalds?

Obesity-peddling restaurant is the athlete’s choice, apparently

Michael Phelps at McDonalds

Monday 18th August, 2008: Humongous gentleman Michael Phelps helps himself to a McDonalds on the Olympic Green in front of a huge press entourage. This comes shortly after we are told that that [...]

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Historical Sprint

Watch the fastest race ever

This gentleman is QUICK

No one needs to tell you that Athletics is boring, you already know that. You’ve sat there for hours, holding your eyes open with matchsticks, trying your hardest to see what all the [...]

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