£8million, Graeme! £8million!
Feeling a little bit fed up because the January transfer window is so far as fun as a child-swap episode of Eastenders? Aww, don’t worry, man, things will hot up. In the meantime, after the jump, you can relive some of January’s [...]
Read moreSerbia, with Rod Stewart
Hands up who wants to find out about Serbia. Good, that’s everyone then. Read on to find out everything that you need to know…
Form Guide
This will be the first year that Serbia enters a World Cup as just plain old Serbia. Last time they were [...]
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A Chelsea dressing room tour (thanks to Spoiler reader, John Swaine)!
The Real Madrid replacement managers REVEALED
P.Diddy [...]
Read moreAre United ready to see the back of this man?
When he was jacuzziing himself in his shiny North London bathroom after a hard day at Spurs, young Dimitar Berbatov must have been daydreaming about the glitz and glamour of Manchester life.
The soft grey skies, the warm, sensual gravy oozing from the corners of [...]
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Beat the January Blues with some nursery rhyme raps!
Will Gary Neville be missed?
More great players who [...]
Read moreMessi – officially good at footer
In the least shocking turn of events since Eddie Izzard turned up in a dress and declared “I’m actually a man!”, to a rousing response of “yes, we can tell!”, Lionel Messi ran away with the FIFA World Player of the Year award.
It was never [...]
Read moreCarvalho – a wanted man
Now that they’ve managed to snaffle most of the world’s best attacking players, it seems that the men who make decisions at Real Madrid have had the inner-workings of football properly explained to them. They will now have your defenders too, thank you very [...]
Read moreHonestly, what’s not to love, Nemanja?
With their safe voyage into the next round already guaranteed, both Chelsea and Man United will be looking to give some lesser known faces a run out tonight. That means a likely start for Welbeck, Gibson and Obertan against Besiktas for [...]
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