And ouch again…
You remember that shot of film star Vinnie Jones grabbing a young Paul Gascoigne by the balls? Well funny, isn’t it? The Spoiler has decided the [...]
Read moreLegend hopes to star in remake of Escape to Victory
As he waits to find out today whether he’ll be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure for drink driving offences, Paul Gascoigne has promised to turn his life around and quit drink and drugs.
What caused the ex-England international’s epiphany [...]
Read moreBoy could these guys act! (Clue: no)
For those who haven’t seen the 1981 football masterpiece, Escape To Victory, you’re really missing out on something quite special.
One of the finest football movies of all time – which isn’t as big a compliment as [...]
Read moreGlenn and Chris – at their day jobs
It’s sometimes easy to forget that footballers are also human beings. Frighteningly gifted human beings, who can turn their hand to pretty much anything. Some ooze seamlessly into management or punditry, others open [...]
Read moreFormer Wimbledon hardman will pound you into shape
It appears that prolific actor Vincent Peter Jones has turned his attention [...]
Read moreChelsea boss made big screen debut as evil commie footballer
[Skip to 4.20 to see some De Niro-esque acting from Ancelotti]
When The Spoiler thinks of slightly duff [...]
Read moreCheslea striker could be the new (talented version of) Vinnie Jones
One may think that Nicolas Anelka’s favourite hobby outside of the beautiful is moaning, but the Frenchman actually [...]
Read moreFootage of hardman’s latest scrap finally surfaces
As you undoubtedly saw in the papers this morning, for some reason, Vinnie Jones found himself in a South Dakota bar, and [...]
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