Use your vote wisely…
The scenario: You’re the manager of a Premier League team, and you’re allowed to strengthen your squad by signing just one player in the January transfer window. But you can only choose someone from Paul Ince’s Rovers – so who do you pick?
Your options: [...]
Read moreReds top table after disappointing display
After failing to beat a side who last won at Anfield over 16,500 days ago, Liverpool passed up the chance to go three points clear at the top of the Premiership. [...]
Read moreWith Man City hosting Man Yoo on Sunday, The Spoiler looks back at some memorable derby days
1. George Best vs Franny Lee, 1971 A six-goal thriller, notable for [...]
Read moreHow close can Tottenham get to their north-London rivals?
One month ago, you would have been laughed out of any pub in the land for suggesting that Spurs could overhaul Arsenal in the league. Now, with Harry Redknapp working miracles at the Lane, and Arsenal disrupted by the Gallas [...]
Read moreGreat sense of style, makes football boring…
Being that we’ve all been raised to perform to a middling level of mediocrity and then never blow our own trumpets afterwards, Jose Mourinho seemed so dangerous and tell-it-like-it-is when he turned up in 2004. There isn’t an Englishman alive [...]
Read moreThis man divides opinion…
The big talk over at the Daily Mail this week is that 5 Live‘s Alan Green is quite breathtakingly babyish, and he can’t even travel on the same flight as Mark Saggers to tonight’s Belarus game, because things have become [...]
Read moreKelly Brook, Danielle Bux
We don’t need to tell you that Danielle Bux and Kelly Brook are beautiful women, it’s all there for you to see. One sultry, with smoky eyes, and hands still slippery from rubbing oil into Gary Lineker’s tanned thighs. The other cheerful and bosomy, because [...]
Read morePlease, Fabio, not Lampsie and Stevie… not again 
One of the finest TV clips of our time is the guy on Family Fortunes who can’t stop saying “turkey”. As the audience rolls around laughing, his nearest and dearest look on, disappointed and [...]
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