Spoiler

Rio Ferdinand won’t miss the WAG circus…

.. but we sure as hell will

“If I’m honest, we became a bit of a circus in terms of the whole WAG situation,” said Rio Ferdinand at yesterday’s press conference, with a totally straight face.

What is he talking about? These clowns are the best around, with their endless shopping bags, enormous haircuts, and [...]

WAG No. 114: Nicola Valentina

Lahm’s lady isn’t in Ballack’s good books

If Captain Serious Michael Ballack gets his way, German WAGs will be rushed back over the border to their homeland quicker than you can say “du werdest einer Krankenschwester brauchen.” Ballack’s proposed WAG ban is bad news for the likes of Nicola [...]