Send in the clowns

Rio Ferdinand won’t miss the WAG circus…

.. but we sure as hell will

“If I’m honest, we became a bit of a circus in terms of the whole WAG situation,” said Rio Ferdinand at yesterday’s press conference, with a totally straight face.

What is he talking about? These clowns are the best around, with their endless shopping bags, enormous haircuts, and [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 105: Adelina Elisei

Bringing a smile to Romanian faces in the Group of Death

With Italy, the Netherlands and France in their group, Romanians can’t be too hopeful of making it to the knockout stages of Euro 2008. Their departure may not make a great deal of difference to the neutral observer, but for [...]

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Naughty Naughty

Beautiful Italian streakers!

Italian women demonstrate the art of getting noticed


While the girls of England and Wales have to dress up all pretty, iron their hair, and then sit patiently in bars before footballers take notice of them, out in sunny Italy, potential WAGs have a much more in-your-face method [...]

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Ashley and Cheryl

Ashley should have stuck to his favourite drink

Chelsea’s wayward full back used to prefer the most innocent of refreshments

A Spoiler reader reminds us that before Ashley Cole turned his dazzle on Cheryl, he went out with a lovely north London girl who was definitely not in a girl band. Back then, his drink of choice was milk – “lots of [...]

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