DUCK TALES

Remember not to buy Ashley Young’s autobiography

On this evidence, It’ll be a load of old bollocks.

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Jet-heeled winger Ashley Young, a moderately well-off man’s David Bentley, drew the short straw over the weekend and was sent out to face the press ahead of England‘s yawnsome Euro 2012 qualifier against Montenegro.

Ever the self-promoter, Young took [...]

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COMPETITION ALERT!

Win a pair of tickets to Watford vs Doncaster on Saturday!

Watch Saturday’s Championship showdown, courtesy of npower

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You read right. Our generous friends at npower, the official sponsors of the Football League, are giving away a pair of tickets to this Saturday’s Championship clash between Watford and Doncaster.

Back in ’78 this same fixture ended with [...]

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Deadline Day

Transfer Window: Bad news for Man City, and more…

Old McDonald… didn’t have a work permit… ee i ee i… oh!

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Like a house of cards crafted by a tremoring alcoholic during a hurricane, today’s big transfer deals keep collapsing within nanoseconds of first appearing.

Hull will be keeping hold of Stephen Hunt, thank you very much Wolves. [...]

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ACTION REPLAY

Video: Wade Elliott’s wonder goal earns Burnley promotion

Another claret-and-blue team break Sheffield United’s hearts

Sheffield United chairman Kevin McCabe laughably claimed before the Championship play-off final that they would be a top-half Premier League side now were it not for only picking up [...]

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REGIME CHANGE

New Chelsea caretaker manager has “teabagging” form

Chelsea’s new interim governor Raymond Wilkins knows all about Big Phil, but what of Big Kevin?

This, from scurrilous gossip outfit Popbitch, not a couple of weeks ago…

>> Butch teabag and the sunlounger kid << The life and times of a top football coach

This week we saw news that Chelsea boss Felipe [...]

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