Shagging News

An important football update about Frankie Sandford

Frankie sneaking into Bridge’s delux cottage:


For those of you far too macho to enjoy the showbusiness pages, you are totally missing out. Today’s highlights include: the transvestite Alex Reid begging his beautiful wife Jordan not to put an end to their wild ride. He’s even still wearing the massive golden [...]

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transfer stuff

Wayne Bridge to get extra football lessons at West Ham

“Great… Excellent… Upton Park sounds lovely”


If you were at school and missed a couple of weeks due to chickenpox or other childish illnesses, there was often a kindly teacher who’d welcome you back, sit you down and tell you not to worry about [...]

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Transfer Talk

Wayne Bridge forced to resume football classes, and more…

Rihanna – inappropriate


Clearly still reeling from being totally out-slutted by Aguilera on the X Factor, beautiful pop thing Rihanna upped the raunch stakes – according to today’s Sun newspaper – by teasing a street photographer to a presumed semi-erection by revealing her New Year’s Resolution: “sex”.

In less sweaty news, here’s what [...]

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A beautiful lady!

Don’t tell JT, but Wayne Bridge has a hot new girlfriend

Would… would… Frankie… would… would

The Saturdays

Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking jacket. It’s beautiful. She’s beautiful.

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A big old list

A load of things and people that defined 2010

Happy New Year!


Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!

To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]

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GMTV Grilling

Hey Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel wants you back!

Vanessa and Wayne – before she didn’t do it with JT

Vanessa Perroncel and Wayne Bridge 

In light of all of the teenage prostitutes doing the rounds, just rogering your best mate’s girlfriend actually seems quite twee and civilised. And yet, only a few short months [...]

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