Rooney>Messi?

Carlo Ancelotti uses lies to explain why Man Utd beat Chelsea

Prior to his side’s defeat against Man Utd that all but guaranteed Man U would be champions, Carlo Ancelotti, in an attempt to justify the defeat he seemed to know was coming, said this:

“Everyone goes for Messi but I would take Rooney. Messi is out of this world and maybe he is reaching the [...]

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young people are officially thick

Now Wayne Rooney’s to blame for Broken Britain…

“Act naturally, act naturally…”

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The Spoiler has never been one to disrespect the fine men and women of the British Police and we’d certainly never have a go at someone’s blog – mainly because we know how much it hurts when people have a go at us *sniff*.

HOWEVER! [...]

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A question

Why ARE footballers nowadays so bloody angry?

Hunter, Bremner and Keegan – cool as cucumbers

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The famously mild-mannered Harry Redknapp has taken time out of talking gibberish about Spurs, Real Madrid and Gareth Bale to talk gibberish about W*yne R*oney and him saying the word ‘fuck’ into a television camera.

Apparently, Harry is bemused by the [...]

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AT IT AGAIN

Mario Balotelli gets into restaurant row with Rooney hooker Jenny Thompson

The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news!

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Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney‘s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a playground-level slanging match which ended in Super Mario offering one of her [...]

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Presumptuous

Hernandez is great and Rooney is definitely back to his best

Doing what he does…

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John Terry is back as England captain, Arsenal probably aren’t going to win anything, Wayne Rooney is playing pretty well – it’s as if the last year never happened.

Anyway, Manchester United were decent enough going forward against Marseille, while at the back they [...]

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